Poor old Rooney...

Sunme and I were talking about Wayne Rooney while waiting for the Man U game to start when Alex asked who he was. I said he was one of the players and Alex asked which one. I told him that it was the one that looks like Shrek. A couple of minutes later when the players were all lined up to be introduced to the VIPs Alex pointed to Rooney and said "He looks like Shrek, he must be Rooney."